STYROFOAM JUNKIES

Hello guys and gals,

We, Styrofoam Junkies, have entered into the Vans Warped Tour 2008 Battle of the Bands contest.

Fans determine which bands are eligible to win...so WE NEED YOUR HELP...PLEASE...PLEASE...PLEASE

How cool would it be for the Styrofoam Junkies to play Warped Tour?

Answer: Really F**king Cool!!!!

If you did not know, in the past, bands such as Circa Survive, Avenged Sevenfold, Mutemath, and The Recieving End of Sirens were all acts hosted by the Battle of the Bands Stage at Warped Tour. Pretty cool, eh?

So...once again...we need your help to get us on that stage.

All you need to do is click here and vote:

http://www.warpedtour.battleofthebands.com/styrofoamjunkies

In return, if we win the contest and get to play Warped Tour, in addition to getting to see the coolest show ever, we will do the following:

1.) Buy you all personalized birthday cakes from Carvel or Baskin Robbins (not sure if I spelled that right, but you get the point) and decorate them with thoughtfully poetic birthday wishes using Skittles or M&Ms depending on your individual preference and/or allergies.

2.) Clean all of your rooms while singing show tunes from the most famous broadway musicals, including Annie, Cats, Les Miserables, Mama Mia, Beauty & The Beast, and West Side Story We will also dress the roles.

3.) Host the coolest ultimate dodgeball tournament ever in your highschool gymnasium and/or college dorm and/or living room. Nerf weapons, super soakers, and silly string will be allowed. Bands will play during the event but will not be excluded from the rules of dodge ball, which is tough if you play drums.

4.) We will rent out Chucky Cheese (not sure if that is spelled right either) for a week-long tournament involving ball pits, laser tag, bumper cars, and more. Winners will recieve special tickets of which they can purchase useless souvenirs to decorate room or throw at band members dressed as the rat or mouse or whatever it is.

5.) We will build huge monuments, like the pyramids, made of macaroni and glue and colored glitter, in honor and apprectiation of your votes. These glorious edifices will last thousands of years and future civilizations will scratch their heads and wonder HOW and WHY they were built. Easter Island all over again.  

6.) We will love you, forever, of course...

Feel free to add to this list...I've probably just scratched the surface. And remember, you can vote once a day...

Here it is again...

http://www.warpedtour.battleofthebands.com/styrofoamjunkies

LOVE,

THE STYROFOAM JUNKIES